ALARM CLOCK ENEMY

my alarm clock is really really not cool. i am wiped out this morning. coffee's not even cutting it. coffee version 2.0 released upon the market is LONG overdue.

i need to drop some weight. get my oil changed. cut my hair. get my homework done. do the employee schedule for work 2 weeks in advance... i need to kiss the publics ass a little bit more at work. i need to partake in conversations a bit more.

i need to start looking on where i'm going to live. i need to cross some bridges i've been staring at. i need to be less frantic in the morning (on the inside). i've got to lay off the cigarettes - that thing has run it course, i think.

i seriiously need to clean up my place. i need to cut my toe nails. i need to clean out my car (and perhaps find out how the hell it gets so effin cluttery so fast...)

i need to take a shower. need to get going. i need to stop.

it was you who did this to me. it was you, alarm clock. i was so snug. sirius at my feet. apple by my face. we were in bliss, but YOU couldn't have that could you. you had to bitch. you had to get the day going....

well eff off.