10.07.2005

the bus from hell...

so... there i was innocently walking to the convenience store to buy coffee and cigarettes. it was a sunny hot desert day in tucson... i was listening to some tiffany lovin' on my mp3 player which i had decided fit nicely inside of my belt loop. i get a call on my cell, so i tuck my headphones into my pocket and answer the phone...

this all as i'm crossing the street with a walk sign... it's so biblical, i'm parting the waves of traffic with my walk sign and things are going good...

all of a sudden a crazy ass city bus comes barrelling at me, ignoring the red light... and i'm like oh shit... and run for my life...

amazingly i survive, and on the other side of the street i check myself, to make sure all of my parts are there... and i look down, and NO MP3 PLAYER!!!

i gasp, and turn around to see.... mp3 player lying dead and broken in the middle of the street. bus bitches!!!!!

i walk back into the street and collect my mp3 player which is hardly recognizable anymore. i tear up a bit.

i rant on to kevin on the phone about what just happened. he finds the whole thing amusing...

i promptly hang up on him when i get home, and go shopping on line...

is this a sign from god that it's time for me to get an ipod?

i look online and the ipod shuffle is only 99$. i decide this IS a sign from god.

so screw you crazy bus driver from hell!!! i'm getting an ipod!!!!! and you SUCK!!!

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