so... as it turns out, i am not a hardened criminal hiding out in the northern desert regions of the sonoran desert of the south western uninted states... i am but a normal boy.... (uh huh..) i've passed my background check and i am now officially an employee of teletech, tracking packages for ups.

i can die now. this has been such an exausting mind-frig, that i've little to no excitement about this job any longer... i begin on thursday. it's been a nice couple of weeks off, tho i suppose. i COULD be on vacation this whole time... but my new job are a bunch of bitches that i envision hanging out in a boring office room, going, "No! you call him this time, i called him last time.. and then bursting out into fits of laughter over the little joke they are playing..." ehh, they either got busted, or felt bad for me. so, i'm in. joke's over. or has it just begun?