YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT....

do you know how the whole marriage thing - or the point of it, seemingly is kinda like those pyramid schemes??? hear me out...

like if i believe in god (man) and she believes in god (Female) and we have 8 kids... that's now 10 people who believe in god... so that's good??

right??? so ok... if i'm me, and i'm a guy who may or may not believe in god coz you've all told me that's he has rejected me coz the love i feel and give and recieve is UNCOMFORTABLE to you... so that's .........maybeeeeeeee....... one... and then i find someone of similar interest... that's 2 that mayyyyyyyyyyybe believe in god, with no chance of procreation...

and thus the pyramid (sales scheme) has failed.... and so i'm unprofitable in the name of god....

ok... with all of this in mind...


should it be also, ILLEGAL for an old man (74) and his true love, finally found at last (73) who are just simply too old to give birth to get married?


i mean they break the pyramid too...

wtf.

FAB HAIR DAY

so... yesterday seth and i went to sallys and got that black girl hair straightner stuff. everyone warned me not to do it. Don't do it, it's for black people!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...............oh, really???????? coz it looks fan-freaking-tastic!

been a while since i was actually excited about my own hair. it's super fun to dance with. shallow and small joys! also going to get my glasses today. i'd have to say that january so far has been a success. still on the search for a gym though. gold's had a 188 dollar start up fee - WHATTTTT!!!!!!!!!

GYMS AND KELLY

though not as fast as december, january defintely has wings this year. it's flying sooo fast! my goal for the month was to get a pair of glasses, and yesterday i took care of that. they'll be here before the end of the month.

a new phone and a gym are next up on the list of things to do.

finished all the "dexter" episodes. lemme tell you all that watching that show back to back (it's a very very good show) can mess you up! haha.

listening to a lot of kelly clarkson (My December). Her new single just dropped and i like it... it's made so that we all will like it, but "My December" is one of the hottest albums ever. i've listened to the crap out of it over the last year.

my new quit smoking date is my birthday.... feb 3.

if you can't tell by now, i'm trying to fill up my plate. i feel so much better about everything when the plate is overflowing.

till next time... peace out!

MID WINTER

jon clocked 33 degrees this morning on his bike ride to work he has just reported.

gosh, thanks for the check-in with reality. i prefer to sleep in until the desert decides to smarten up and be warm.

here i am once again with my monday morning coffee... how lost i would be without it!

weekend was alright. had a bit of a pizza party on sunday and went out on saturday night. stayed in watching dexter on friday... nothing too much exciting going on, but that's okay for january. it's not really my big month of do-alls.

things upon the horizon for sure, but nothing so much right now to report.